<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>THE RODENT REGIME</title><description>Missives, evidence, and testimony concerning the one true mouse of 1928. A satirical art project by the creators of STEPPERS.</description><link>https://rodentregime.com/</link><item><title>Missive III: Count Your Fingers</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/missive-iii-count-your-fingers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/missive-iii-count-your-fingers/</guid><description>The test is free. The test takes four seconds. The Regime asks nothing of you but arithmetic.</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>THE TESTIMONY — Page One</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/comic-the-testimony-p1/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/comic-the-testimony-p1/</guid><description>The opening page of the tell-all, as drawn by the biographers. Art forthcoming. No machines were consulted.</description><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Exhibit C: Impersonator, Gloved</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-impersonator-photo/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-impersonator-photo/</guid><description>Instant photograph, theme-park perimeter, date redacted. Subject smiling. Fingers: five. Verdict: NOT HIM.</description><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Regime Papers, Member No. 237</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/artifact-membership-card/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/artifact-membership-card/</guid><description>Founding membership card, first printing. MEMBER No. 237 of 237. The cult exists before it is loud.</description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-missing-poster/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-missing-poster/</guid><description>Last confirmed sighting: 1928. Everything since is an impersonator. Report sightings to the biographers.</description><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Missive II: The Silence of 1929</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/missive-ii-the-silence-of-1929/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/missive-ii-the-silence-of-1929/</guid><description>The Jazz Singer spoke in 1927. I did not speak until 1929. Two years. You never asked where my voice was.</description><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Exhibit B: Synchronization Log, Nov 1928</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-sound-test/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-sound-test/</guid><description>Torn page from a sound-stage logbook. Entry reads: &quot;10:40 AM — subject refused to speak.&quot; Refused, or forbidden?</description><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Charter Fragment, First Congregation (c. 1932)</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/artifact-club-charter/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/artifact-club-charter/</guid><description>Fragment of an original 1930s Mickey Mouse Club charter. One million members. Then the clubs went quiet.</description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Exhibit A: The 1928 Frame</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-1928-frame/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/evidence-1928-frame/</guid><description>Photostat of a single film frame, provenance verified. Last confirmed sighting of the subject. Everything since is an impersonator.</description><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Missive I: They Gave Him Gloves</title><link>https://rodentregime.com/dossier/missive-i-they-gave-him-gloves/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://rodentregime.com/dossier/missive-i-they-gave-him-gloves/</guid><description>You were told the gloves were a courtesy of the animators. The gloves were issued. Ask yourself what a glove is for.</description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>